My Life As A Horse

archiemcphee: This just in: There’s been another sighting of...

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:30:33 -0700

This just in: There’s been another sighting of our Horse Head Mask!

Redditor narlity shared this photo of a seal wearing the infamous creepy horse mask, and looking surprisingly natural in it, if we do say so ourselves.

Welcome to the club, seal.

Conspiracy theorist horse.

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 06:48:00 -0700

Conspiracy theorist horse.

archiemcphee: Meet Thumbelina, the world’s smallest...

brodiefosterhubbard — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 08:20:59 -0700

archiemcphee:

Meet Thumbelina, the world’s smallest horse!

Standing just 17 inches tall, she is never going to be a champion show-jumper. In fact, the tiny mare is so small she would struggle to leap over a bucket. But such things are of little concern for feisty Thumbelina, who has just been officially recognised as the world’s smallest horse.

The five-year-old received the title from the Guinness Book of Records after her astonished owners realised she was never going to grow any bigger. She was born on a farm in America to a couple who specialise in breeding miniature horses. These popular show horses usually weigh about 250lb and reach a height of 34 inches when they are fully grown.

But when Thumbelina was born, it was immediately clear she would never grow to this size. At birth she weighed 8lb - the weight of many new-born babies - and eventually she grew to a mere 60lb. Thumbelina’s extraordinary size has been put down to dwarfism, which makes her a miniature of a miniature. But despite this massive difference in size, it is feisty Thumbelina who rules the roost over the stallions and racehorses on her 150-acre farm.

Read more about Thumbelina over at Dailymail.co.uk!

It’s Teeny-Tiny Things Day on Geyser of Awesome!

calumet412: Grinding horseradish outside of Goldberg’s at 502...

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:41:48 -0800

calumet412:

Grinding horseradish outside of Goldberg’s at 502 Maxwell, c.1910, Chicago

According to Wikipedia:

Where the English name horseradish comes from is not certain. One theory is derivation from the old German word “Mähre” (ahd, meaning female horse, where misinterpretation of the German name Meerrettich (“sea radish”) became Mährrettich (“mare radish”). Despite the name this plant is poisonous to horses.

There’s a whole list of plants that are poisonous for horses!

I’m sorry. I can’t hear you. There’s a banana...

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 09:20:55 -0800

I’m sorry. I can’t hear you. There’s a banana in my ear.

vhsdreamz: FEB. 27 1989 7:07 AM

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:14:03 -0800

vhsdreamz:

FEB. 27 1989

7:07 AM

archiemcphee: Horse Head...

brodiefosterhubbard — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:44:52 -0800

archiemcphee:

Horse Head Mask sighting!

Redditor atcaskstrength spotted this equine bookworm while boarding a plane, proving once again that you never know when a little awesomeness is about to enter your life.

[via Geekosystem]

Gawker.com: @Horse_ebooks exposed

brodiefosterhubbard — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:34:40 -0800

Gawker.com: @Horse_ebooks exposed:

Gaze upon the face of your god.

slackmistress: I love my job. WE <3 NINA!

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:18:43 -0800

slackmistress:

I love my job.

WE <3 NINA!

brodiefosterhubbard: My friend Robin Groves (@smartbunny)...

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:07:19 -0800

brodiefosterhubbard:

My friend Robin Groves (@smartbunny) hosted me on her show, The Half-Assed Podcast.

Meet Brodie. Singer/Songwriter, actor, writer, reality TV expert, guitarist, podcaster, horse, vegan and beard aficionado. We talk about sitcom writing, earthquakes, magical unicorns in Griffith Park, bathtubs in Brooklyn, goths, Nicole Ritchie and getting in the van.

Go to her website or find the podcast on iTunes.

This podcast reveals the deepest secrets of the origin of My Life As A Horse. Consider yourself warned.

archiemcphee: A primitive, early version of the Creepy Horse...

brodiefosterhubbard — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:02:11 -0800

archiemcphee:

A primitive, early version of the Creepy Horse Mask is featured in this advertising for Ghost Catchers.

[via Classic Televison Showbiz]

If I experience an afterlife, I hope it looks like this.

AV Club: Terrifying horse mask has the greatest customer image gallery on Amazon

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:28:07 -0800

AV Club: Terrifying horse mask has the greatest customer image gallery on Amazon:

My Life As A Horse tweets at The AV Club. A couple hours later, AV Club posts this article. Coincidence? (Probably.)

“The Unfulfilled Promise of a Real Rain” (2:50)

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:16:52 -0800

“The Unfulfilled Promise of a Real Rain” (2:50)

“Horsin’ Around With David Faustino” (at...

brodiefosterhubbard — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:20:00 -0800

“Horsin’ Around With David Faustino” (at 01:47… c/o @E_I_T)

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! All Dogs Go On Tour!

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:37:36 -0800

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! All Dogs Go On Tour!:

The EIT! team will be all over North America with their new joint, “DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!,” from right about now until mid-April. My Life As A Horse has a song in this thang, so go show some love. Click the link above for all the dates.

My Life As A Horse is pleased to announce that their cover of...

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:34:34 -0800

My Life As A Horse is pleased to announce that their cover of Grover’s “Over, Around, Under, and Through” (a.k.a. “Near, Far”) from “Sesame Street” will be part of the upcoming Jim Henson covers album. Thanks to Troy Simons and Jason Richard Kron for bringing the horse onboard. Many more thanks to come when this thing is in the can! You can keep updated on the project at Facebook. In the meantime, enjoy the original.

“There Ain’t No Shame In Plugs” is on this...

brodiefosterhubbard — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 08:26:00 -0800

“There Ain’t No Shame In Plugs” is on this week’s “Comedy Bang Bang” podcast! You can listen directly at the Earwolf site or download the show from iTunes.

Ben Schwartz, who plays Jean-Ralphio on the NBC program “Parks and Recreation,” talked over the best part of the song. Therefore, MyLifeAsaHorse.com has made it available for free download right here on the site. Also, Ben Schwartz and My Life As A Horse are now mortal enemies.

Obama Legalizes Horse Slaughter for Human Consumption

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:15:31 -0800

Obama Legalizes Horse Slaughter for Human Consumption:

Gross.

Horse E-books (@Horse_ebooks on Twitter)

brodiefosterhubbard — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:09:01 -0800

Horse E-books (@Horse_ebooks on Twitter):

WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS A THING?

William Garvey (songwriter): The horses represent the five...

brodiefosterhubbard — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 11:51:12 -0800

William Garvey (songwriter):

The horses represent the five senses from Hindu philosophy (The Bhagavad Gita) and the ability to lift one’s perception above these physical limitations and to see beyond this limited Earthly perspective.